Hi there!

I’m Shannon, a 29 year-old Melbournian in the throes of a mid-life crisis. It’s a crisis that’s been ongoing for the best part of 10 years now so I think it might be here to stay. But that’s okay, because I’ve made room in the wardrobe for some of its things and it generally does its dishes pretty quickly so it’s not too bad, really.

I like hot chips, making unfair and unsubstantiated judgements on others, doing ballet, and watching beauty tutorials on YouTube. I do not like being told what to do, eating brussel sprouts or waiting in line.

Get in touch

If you have any compliments, nice thoughts or supportive words you would like to share with me, just pop by and tell me. It’s best if you bring chocolates, flowers or a block of Oreo chocolate (the normal one thanks, none of this strawberry BS). Alternatively you can fill out the form below.

Any complaints should be directed to:

The Hon Malcolm Turnbull MP
Prime Minister
Parliament House