Flimsy excuses for a six-month absence

I’m not going to pretend that anyone really cares about this blog enough to have missed its semi-regular updates (insert obligatory and unconvincing “oh but we have...definitely...so much...cry ourselves to sleep every night” from the audience), but I still feel the need to justify my six-month absence.

Philosophy Phriday: Katy Perry

She’s one half of the contemporary pop world’s pettiest feud, has a soft spot for playas who will only break her heart (I’m looking at you Russell, John and Orlando), and is the undisputed queen of pop. If you would like to dispute this I kindly ask you to leave now and never come back.