Flimsy excuses for a nine-month absence

I’m not going to pretend that anyone really cares about this blog enough to have missed its semi-regular updates (insert obligatory and unconvincing “oh but we have…definitely…so much…cry ourselves to sleep every night” from the audience), but I still feel the need to justify my nine-month absence.

Oh, Canada, eh

I don’t know if you guys have heard of Canada, but it’s this country kinda near the USA but like a little bit more north. It’s famous for maple syrup, ice hockey and having a fox for a Prime Minister. His name is Justin Trudeau and he is just one of the reasons I am very excited to be travelling to Canada at the end of the year.

Biting the bullet

Today is a momentous day in human history. Not only is it the day rumours started swirling that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up, thus ending the most ridiculous and long-winded performance arts piece of recent times, it’s also the day this little ol’ blog of mine goes live.