What seems like just a catchy pop hit is actually so much more. Touching on themes that include ancient history, architecture, geography and world religions, what Justin is really giving us is a valuable life lesson on what happens when one gets too big for one’s boots.
Last week we imagined a wonderful world in which I am the next Bachelorette Australia and countless (well...18) well-dressed men in their 20s and 30s are desperate for me to glance their way. Which isn't that far from the truth of my day-to-day life really (guess that's why it's called 'reality' TV). Time for part 2 of my fantasy casting.
This year, producers have made the interesting and frankly genius decision to cast Sophie Monk as the leading lady. But let's pretend for a second that they didn't. Let's imagine they cast someone else. Someone closer to home. Or closer to my home at least, because we’re pretending they cast me.
They’ll all claim they were badly edited by unscrupulous producers, but reality TV villains are gifts from above providing hours of entertainment, limitless shareable gifs and more mock outraged Mamamia blogs than you can poke a stick at.
She’s one half of the contemporary pop world’s pettiest feud, has a soft spot for playas who will only break her heart (I’m looking at you Russell, John and Orlando), and is the undisputed queen of pop. If you would like to dispute this I kindly ask you to leave now and never come back.
You’re up to date with Married at First Sight and Undressed is over halfway through its first season so what are you to do with all your free time? Being a productive member of society is overrated so here’s my top picks of reality goodness available for streaming whenever, wherever (we’re meant to be together).
What do mugshots, my ringtone and the cover of GQ have in common? All have at one point or another featured Justin Bieber. My opinion on this has proven to be quite contentious over the years, but I firmly believe that JB is one of the greatest musical genius of the modern era, if not of all time.