It’s Friday night. You’re sitting on the couch in your dressing gown. You briefly consider being a real human, putting on actual clothes, leaving the house and doing something. But then you remember: home delivery exists.
The fun of being an adult never stops! Did you know you need to clean the things that clean things for you?
Follow the three golden rules: keep it superficial, keep it in writing and keep it moving (to someone else's desk).
In 1971, some dude with too much time on his hands sent the world’s first email. Ever since then, in offices across the globe, people have been misusing email to frustrate and irritate their colleagues.
The only thing worse than having to get up in the morning, put on real clothes and go to work, is the people you encounter there. I am referring to the species commonly known as ‘colleagues’. It is a truth universally acknowledged that colleagues are the actual worst.
One time when my mum was staying with me she was taking my rubbish out (she’s a good mum) when she recoiled in horror squealing “When was the last time you wiped out the inside of your bin?!” The only obvious answer was “Is that a thing you’re meant to do?”
Few people in history have a story as tumultuous as Britney Jean Spears. Her many ups and downs come through in her songs, providing unique insights into the triumphs and struggles of life as a young woman.